It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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