She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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