How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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