well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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