I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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