So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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