Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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