Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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