Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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