So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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