Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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