It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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