In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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