East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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