He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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