I will die if light touches me.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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