so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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