It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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