i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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