This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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