Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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