Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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