I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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