I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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