i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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