The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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