On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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