Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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