Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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