her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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