theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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