whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
and you fell through a lawn chair
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