Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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