I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
