You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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