ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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