Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
