I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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