Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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