i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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