just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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