How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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