OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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