Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
