yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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