Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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