I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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