She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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