normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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