Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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