never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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